It’s 40 degrees, guys. 40 degrees. And it’s almost April. We live in Georgia. And, we had the warmest winter in just about, ever. This time last year, I was stocking up on swimsuits and catching a few last minute rays at the pool before my honeymoon. This year? I am wearing furry boots over thermal socks and a full on sweat suit. Plus, the heat’s still on and every now and then I wash a few dishes so I can stand in front of the vent that’s under our sink.
So, I ask again, are we actually worried Global Warming is really taking effect?
It actually snowed on me on my way to the bank today. No, nothing stuck. We won’t see a snowman in our new house this year, but it did snow. There were snowflakes.
Plus, Monica and Chandler are back together. So, if anything, we’re getting back to normal life I would say, yes? Hope you all watched it last night.
I do agree that something in the universe is mis-aligned with the announcement that Bachelor Pad will not resume this summer. I mean, who does Chris Harrison think he is? And is the absence of the show mean he is putting extra man-scape and bromance sessions in hopes to be in Sean’s wedding? Like, hanging with the frat housers isn’t something Sean would approve of, so he needs a hiatus. Do you guys think he will officiate? That’s hilarious to even think about. Sorry.
But back to the cold weather – Here are my three suggestions for holing up til spring decides to make an appearance: 1 – Catch up on The Americans: This show has taken over my brainwaves. It’s amazing, it’s suspenseful, it’s smart and it’s On Demand, for free. 2 – Read 666 Park Avenue: It was a show with cool potential, but since they killed that dream, here’s the book it was loosely based on. Emphasis on loosely. Nonetheless, it’s a mindless, by-the-fire kind of book that takes your mind away from the bitter cold and into some pretty steamy evil. 3 – Play Phrase Friends: Addicting. Free and comes with the added of challenge of being able to hit the “x” exactly when a pop-up ad comes on screen. Otherwise, get ready for screens overloaded with Princesses and Singles.